"What's that," you ask? Am I complaining? No, of course not.
Okay, we were talking about my office. You're jealous, right? You wish your office were as big as two small water-closets, don't you? Well, I'm really sorry you don't have this kind of luxury. Yeah, I am. Whaddya' mean? No, I'm not being sarcastic. I don't DOOOO sarcasm. Why, you can very plainly see that I am just over-flowing with sweetness. Look at this smile: :-) Now, I ask you, doesn't that look like the sweetest smile you've ever seen? See? I'm over-flowing with sweetness.
Oh, yeah; the office. So, here in this H - U - U - U - G - E office, you know what surrounds me? Books. Books. Books and more books. And ya' know what? I still want more books. Yeah, its true. More books. Just as if I don't have enough, already. Are you like that? Do you live and breathe books? Aw, c'mon. You know you do.
Don't you love it when you walk into a bookstore and the smell of new print meets you? Inhale. Deep. Deep. Inhale, deep. There ya' go. You're with me, aren't you? Now, you're in the mood, too, huh? You want more books. Good. Let's all meet at Barnes and Nobles. They have bigger water-closets.
Until the next time, keep a hug on.