Lookie here. Can you see in here? See what I've been doin'? Yeah; it's a mess, alright. That's what always happens when I start shufflin' things around. I get THE. BIGGEST. MESS. you ever saw. I simply cannot seem to make one. tiny. little. improvement without first destroyin' everything in my path. Tonight, my office was the unwilling victim. An' several rooms in the surrounding vicinity. I can't seem to help it; that's what I do. I'm a mess.
Are you like that? No? I kinda' din't think so. You seem to be far more in control of things. Whenever I sneak over an' have a peek at your blog, everything is so nice an' tidy. Why anybody can see how easy it is for you to make yer life run smoothly. I'll bet you've never had a crisis or an unexpected event in your whole life, have you? No, I din't think so. See? I could tell on accounta' whenever I look in on you, there you are, jus' movin' around an' takin' control, like you might have the world by the tail.
Well, here's the thing; I was thinkin' you could move in with me. That way, when I start scatterin' things around an' lookin' to make some irreparable kinda' destruction, you can pull out the Logic Card an' set me back on track. That way, I won't be so quick to lose control an' you can take a few minutes to point me in a more user-friendly direction than one that's gonna' take three days to recover from. Don't you think that's a slick little plan? Me, too. So, whenever you're ready, you come on down an' we can start settin' my life to rights, k? K, then.
Until the next time, keep a hug on.