I Wish My House Guests Would Just Go Away...

     Listen!  You hear that?  We have new tenants in our lovely home.  Non-paying tenants, I might add.  I can hear them alla' time.  {{{{{scratch, scratch, scrape, thump, bump, scratch}}}}}  I think its rude, the way they just moved in without asking so much as, "By your leave... "

     Listen!  Hear 'em?  Do they hafta' make those noises?  I don't think I would mind so much sharing the house if they would only stop with those scary, creepy noises.  I half-expect one of 'em to step through the ceiling, any minute.  And did they hafta' choose MY office to park themselves in?  Its the tiniest room in the house.  I didn't go out and invite 'em in.  How R-U-D-E!!! 

     I've pounded on the wall, trying to get rid of 'em, but they don't take the hint.  Its sort of disconcerting, knowing that just a couple of inches away, there's something gnawing on my house.  I don't mean to be a rude hostess, but I really wish they would all go away.  Its enough to make me look forward to moving OUT of my beautiful, beautiful house.  As the years go by, I will not recall with fondness the rude house guests that lived in our attic.

     How about you?  Have you ever had to deal with critters like this?  How did you handle it?  Thanks for paying a visit.  Until the next time, keep a hug on.

 ~ Yaya